What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 04:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Water Discovered Around a Young, Sun-Like Star For First Time - ScienceAlert

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Earth’s Oxygen Levels And Magnetic Field Strength Show Strong Correlation - Hackaday

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

What are your darkest taboo confessions?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

How do I become an intelligent man?

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thanks to FIFA, Atlanta’s first-ever Club World Cup game was underwhelming - AJC.com

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are some ways to adjust to sleeping with one's mouth closed if they have been breathing through their mouth due to snoring and obstructive sleep apnea (OSA)?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Cardiologist says these 5 common medicines could harm your heart without any warning - Times of India

They put up a sign reading

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Stable Diffusion 3.5 Models Optimized with TensorRT Deliver 2X Faster Performance and 40% Less Memory on NVIDIA RTX GPUs - Stability AI

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Can someone fall in love with a person they have never met in person, but only through thoughts and imagination?

So they tried

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Has anyone one 1 cr or 2 cr in Dream11?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

What is the XXX XXX Keerna Kappor video?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

Everyone loved it.